Are you a professional writer?
I am a professional procrastinator. No really. I am so good at it that I feel like finishing this FAQ later.
I thought curiosity already killed you, how come you’re alive?
I’m not. I’m a dead person lurking around the universe seeking revenge to those who question my existence. Curiosity indeed kills bratty, inquisitive people who ask non-sense questions such as this. Good luck.
Why can’t I see my comment?
Akismet does a really great job in keeping my blog spam-free so if you are a spammer, chances are Akismet recognized you at once so he prevented you to even reach me. Or you could have posted a totally off-topic comment that I didn’t like prompting me to delete it. Even though they are your comments, this is still my site so I control whatever is going on here. *flips hair*
Will you promote something for me?
Sure! If you’re willing to throw away cash over a site that only has about 70-100 viewers a day. Hehe. But if you really insist, I’ll be happy to check out your product / website / book, just shoot me an email. If you are to send adult toys / books, let me know beforehand so I can give you a different mailing address, I don’t want my mom to disown me.
Can I send you hate mail?
Yes, but please make sure you spell everything correctly. Capitalization, punctuation, and grammar are not optional.
Can I send you fan mail?
Sure! I also accept bags, gadgets and large cash donations. 
